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porno
1. (porno) (2910↑, 632↓)
the perfect career move for Brittney Spears
2. (Porno) (1347↑, 454↓)
Possibly the best thing in the world.

Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.

Author: Nik The Prick http://porno.urbanup.com/130676
3. (Porno) (1126↑, 413↓)
The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman

You're so porno

4. (porno) (716↑, 288↓)
Porno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating

"I looked at the porno in the magazine and when asked i said:"What i like to read the articles\!\!\!""

5. (porno) (581↑, 204↓)
the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.

i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.

6. (Porno) (343↑, 165↓)
something I look at all the time

"Damn, can't find any good lasbo porno on the web\!"

7. (porno) (42↑, 35↓)
Just another way to pronounce porn

Got my great collection of porno right here. Gonna watch some tonite\!

8. (Porno) (8↑, 3↓)
The greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. Looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.

Every good American should prove their worth by watching and making a porno.

9. (porno) (13↑, 12↓)
(n.) A parody on reality. Porno causes major issues under today's adolescents and even adults because of its idealistic portrait of intercourse. It has fucked up many sex relationships, and will continue to do so. Most religions completely prohibit the viewing and recording of porno. That is why most religions suck, and porno rocks.

Person A: Porno rocks\! Person B: Aww man, I couldn't get off yesterdag because I am used to girls gagging shit - my girl is just about licking. Person A: Porno rocks\! Person B: Hell yeah\!

Author: bestialityFTW http://porno.urbanup.com/5903707
10. (porno) (9↑, 14↓)
a movie that teaches you how to suck a dick during the majority of the duration... and teaches you how to cum on the last part.

Zup bro, watched porno last night... can i suck ur dick.

Author: that's me around the corner http://porno.urbanup.com/5766434
11. (porno) (105↑, 117↓)
when people are horny but cant have sex they will watch a POR...............NO\!\! AND GET OFF TO IT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

1)The 2 lesbos were boning each other with their strapon DIL............DOS\!\!\! 2)YEA I LOVE PORNOS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

12. (porno) (31↑, 49↓)
Something good. porno is porn in norwegian. but also a very sweet term for ¨good¨ if somethings good you can just say, wow thats porno and not- thats good.

Jan Åge: wow look at that skater he`s damn good\! Karl Petter: naha he aint good, he`s porno\! Jan Åge: what? porno? aint that porn? Karl Petter: yeah but porn is good and then the skater is porno ;)

13. (PorNo) (41↑, 61↓)
Abbreviation used for Portage Northern High School. Normaly in the Debate or Forensics world. Can refer to the school itself, or the Compotition hosted there.

"Dude, do you know who broke to final round at PorNo?" "No, I didn't even break to Semi's" "How many people does PorNo have entered in poetry?" "I think 4."

14. (porno) (32↑, 57↓)
another word for cool. Used often in the book "Sushi Central"

"that's totally porno"

15. (porno) (47↑, 77↓)
"hypertrophied fiction of sex consumed in its mockery, for its mockery, a collective spectacle of the inanity of sex in its baroque assumption". - Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation p.92

The internet. There is no better example.

Author: Jean Baudrillard http://porno.urbanup.com/1355980
16. (porno) (50↑, 100↓)
the best thing in the world beside b33r and chips........and Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton you so Crazy......

Author: i had to pick a name so i did http://porno.urbanup.com/1371546
17. (porno) (30↑, 87↓)
slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

18. (Porno) (10↑, 69↓)
(n.) a person who is perverted or makes reference to perversion often.

You are such a porno\!

19. (Porno) (63↑, 135↓)
Something people watch, get boners from, and jerk-off too, because they are too ugly and have so much of a low education that they cannot get a real real girlfriend.

"Man did you see the new porno with the russian chicks?" "Nope, sure didn't, I was out doing it with a russian chick at that time."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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